Onboarding that Kills Trust

😬 Why Most Onboarding Flows Feel Like Cheap Funnels in Disguise, Meta’s New Ad Arsenal for Creators and Brands, and more!

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😬 Why Most Onboarding Flows Feel Like Cheap Funnels in Disguise

You closed the sale. But the emotional sale, the one that cements belief and drives retention, hasn’t even started.

Most DTC onboarding flows feel like leftovers from a lead-gen playbook:

  • “Thank you for your order.”
  • “Here’s your tracking link.”
  • “Want 10% off your next one?”

That’s not onboarding. That’s a re-skinned conversion funnel. And it’s where most brands quietly lose the trust they just earned.

1. Transactional Onboarding Creates Emotional Regression

Right after purchase, the customer is in an elevated state: belief, optimism, momentum.

But if what follows is cold, clunky, or generic, the brain interprets it as a misfire, like a “brand bait-and-switch.”

The emotional drop is subtle, but measurable. And once it happens, the repeat rate tanks.

2. Funnel vs Belief: A Diagnostic to Test Your Own Flow

If your onboarding includes 3+ of these…

You’re running a funnel, not a belief-builder:

  • A plain-text “order confirmed” email with zero emotion
  • A hero image that doesn’t match your ads
  • A “You might also like” pitch before the product has arrived
  • No product story, no founder voice, no identity anchoring
  • A discount offered before the experience is felt

Great brands remove friction without killing feeling. They build emotional progression.

3. A Story-Driven Onboarding Arc (Real Framework)

One DTC wellness brand replaced its standard tracking email with a “What happens in your body next” video sequence.

Repeat engagement rose 37% in 10 days. No discounts needed.

4. Own the Emotional Tone, Not Just the Timing

Creative teams check for consistency. CRM teams check timing. But who checks if the tone actually sustains the customer’s emotional state?

That’s where tools like Neurons come in, simulating whether your visuals, copy, and layout match the psychological expectation set by your ads. You can book a free demo here to see it in action. 

It’s not about matching design. It’s about matching feelings.

5. Who Owns Onboarding in a Scaling Brand?

Most onboarding defaults to marketing or CX, but that’s a miss. In retention-first orgs, it’s co-owned by creative, retention, and product, and measured by more than just churn. Think post-purchase NPS velocity, email reply sentiment, days to second usage or order, and emotional tone in customer feedback. 

Onboarding isn’t a department, it’s a critical transition moment. Treat it like a shared responsibility, not an afterthought.

Conclusion: You earned the sale through belief, not by tricking a funnel. If the post-purchase flow doesn’t feel like a deeper emotional payoff, you’re undoing the trust your ad created. Fix the tone, own the sequence, and escalate the relationship. Because the best onboarding doesn’t resell, it deepens conviction.

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5 Tips for Scaling Influencer Marketing - Straight From the Experts

Scaling an influencer program isn’t just more creators = more reach.

It’s more emails, more pressure, more tabs, and more platforms promising to “handle it all” (until they don’t pay the creators and make your brand look bad - you know who we’re talking about 😬).

Here’s the smarter way: stay in the driver’s seat and upgrade your workflow. Modash’s free guide breaks down 5 simple steps to scale - straight from influencer marketers who’ve done it right.

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🎯 Meta’s New Ad Arsenal for Creators and Brands

At IAB NewFronts 2025, Meta unveiled a powerful set of tools to help brands reach Gen Z and millennial audiences across Instagram, Facebook, and Threads, with smarter ad placement, AI-powered trend tools, and creator-first campaigns.

The Breakdown

1. Viral Reels and Threads Ads Go Prime Time - Meta is testing Reels Trending Ads that follow top-performing creator content. Threads will now support in-feed video ads in 16:9 and 1:1 formats. On Facebook, AI-powered Video Expansion auto-adjusts creatives for a more immersive look.

2. Real-Time Trends and Creator Discovery - Meta’s Trends in Creator Marketplace uses AI to surface trending content like “festival vibes,” helping brands create culturally relevant ads. Instagram’s Creator Marketplace Discovery API lets partners find and evaluate high-quality creators at scale using third-party tools.

3. AI-Powered Content Recommendations and UGC Boosting - Brands can now see which user-generated or creator-made content might perform best as a Partnership Ad through AI suggestions. Advertisers can also boost organic branded content on Facebook and Instagram.

4. Simplified, Flexible Partnership Ad Formats - Partnership Ads now support single-partner headers, letting the creator’s identity shine through more clearly. Meta is also testing Facebook Live Partnership Ads, allowing live content to be promoted with co-branding.

Meta is making it easier to meet customers where culture happens, right next to viral content, real creators, and personalized trends. This isn’t just new ad tech, it’s a blueprint for brand relevance across every surface that Gen Z touches.

👾 Quick Hits

📦 Scaling influencer campaigns shouldn’t feel like chaos in 42 browser tabs. With Modash, you can find top creators, manage outreach, ship products, and track everything, all in one clean workspace. Start your 14-day free trial now, no credit card needed!

🎫 Email sends rose 23.9% year-over-year, while click-through rates doubled and click-to-open rates jumped 50%, per Dotdigital’s 2025 report, highlighting that volume plus smart personalization is driving better engagement.

🖇️Google execs anticipate an inevitable drop in Search traffic, preferring to lose it to Gemini rather than ChatGPT, per internal docs, prompting accelerated ad monetization plans and Gemini integration strategies.

🛍️ TikTok is giving away $1M in ad credits to 500 U.S. small businesses ($2K each) during Small Business Month, along with mentorship, in-app promos, webinars, and events at state capitols.

🔈Meta Unveils AssetGen 2.0: Voice-Powered 3D Object Creation for VR, letting users create detailed, production-ready 3D objects using text or voice prompts, democratizing immersive world-building for Horizon creators later this year.

🗞️ Google is using Veo, its video generation model, to turn just three product images into interactive 3D assets, boosting Shopping listings with lifelike visuals across furniture, apparel, and electronics.

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